burgrs:

why allow urself to be full of hate when u can be full of pasta instead 

ghostanswers:

buttermilkqueen:

subway??? no man this is domway. we tell you how you want your sandwich and u shut up and eat it.

This is domway, where we pre-negotiate how the sandwich will be made with your full understanding of the ingredients and their usual consequences. If the worst happens and you don’t like the sandwich you can use a safeword, we’ll remove it and immediately stop lunch. Then we’ll remake it for you the way you like, with plenty of communication to avoid those ingredients in the future. That way you can build a foundation of trust with us, and enjoy yourself by safely giving yourselves into the hands of other sandwich-makers who have proven their responsibility and compassion with your dietary needs.

edating:

a lot of people assume because i dont talk a lot that its because im in a bad mood or grumpy or being cold with them but its just like a genuinely have nothing to say!! i am not an interesting person!! i dont know how to respond to people 90% of the time dont take it personally!!

(Source: flabbeycrossing)

pulitzerprincess:

looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year 

phantomdoodler:

snortrax:

Holy shit, I wonder how many bells that’s worth

9,000

(Source: mykael)

(Source: wandercaren)

*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town

(Source: the-blog-of-anne-frank)

there is no friendship in mario kart

(Source: keepingitupwiththekenways)